Gretchen, stop trying to make klittra happen.

I think Waterburger is how every kids thinks it's spelled till they grow up enough to realize the actual name, due to the drawl making it somewhat unintelligible. That, or its from a mishap with a Georgia-to-NYC accent translator.

Bogut has looked terrible as a help defender: Barnes and Iguodala can sort of push James on a specific path to the rim (Iguodala much more effectively) but it doesn’t matter if no one is there to contest. Maybe throw Iguodala in for Green and move Barnes to the PF. You could even put in Lee for Bogut, since he has…

Sigh... Back to the drawing board. I wonder if there’s a correspondence course for this. Maybe a correspondence course on speaking the Twitter with correspondence exclusively through Twitter.

I have this show on my to-watch list, but I’m really not so sure now. I kind of am doubly squicked because I feel like romantic interests for protagonists are generally the characters whose existence is most defined by their status as an object of affection, both for the protagonist and for the audience through the…

#EverythingIsIronic #CasualCapitalization

I would bet all my money right now that whoever chose that phrasing was very, very aware of the wealth of potential meanings.

This is going to sound strange, but I feel like the best analogy I can think of for the relationship between commercial feminism and the most disenfranchised is the relationship between the Republican Party and working class whites. Feminism for many seems to be looked at as an inherently egalitarian movement (we’re…

Heart attack :(.

Buzzfeed: we do trolling right.

“And it looks like Jill the intern has won the prize for our company-wide Twitter trolling competition.”

Now if you just put a screen cap of this tweet and the word “Discuss.” together, you'd have a solid essay topic for a freshman seminar somewhere.

And now we know where the portal to the abyss opened up. Would still try it though.

Hey, some of us bloody Americans are booking our flights as we speak (it’s, um, totally not just about the pizza though, y’know? Right?). Also, our truly weird stuff can only be purchased once a year at state fairs, and usually is primarily devoted to “you know, I’ll bet you could fry that”.

I'll be honest... I'd eat that. No regrets. The promo pic looks kinda alien and scary, but I think I'm ordering pizza tonight now...

Challenge accepted.

Good fried okra uses a much heavier batter than tempura, in my experience. Okra tempura is just a disappointment at what could have been.

I think tempura batter might be too light to go with okra. It would just end up as inferior fried okra, and no one wants inferior fried okra.

What kind of monster spoils perfectly good watermelon like that?

On the one hand, I’m not a fan of the idea of debtor’s prison coming back into style the way it has been. On the other hand, it couldn't have happened to a better guy.