If that pizza toppings article was the Maine, this is Archduke Ferdinand. The fighting will be on for days.

From reading shade court, I get the sense that a mother-in-law is like an oak. The heart is hard, the bark's a bit rough, and they give shade to everyone around.

They're 2400 now. A writing section was added at least 7 years back

I did not know that the author was British until now. It makes me feel a little better to rationalize that this isn't America's fault, it's just the cursed "everything from GB is cooler" mystique.

Whenever I think of bonobos, I recall the phrase "penis-fencing." Who's to say what's natural, eh?

Yeah once Krispy Kreme came out with a blueberry cake doughnut I don't think I've gone to Duncan, though it helps that the KK HOT sign is on the way home if I'm ever out for a night on the town.

If I can save money in my IRA, they can eat doughnuts in their KKK.0

The closest things I can think of to Dunkin's "donuts" are stale scones and hardtack. Both of which were popularized by the British. When has any decent culinary innovation come out of there?

Its interesting, because half the Dunkin Donuts north of Orlando and south of the Mason-Dixon Line that I've seen have been boarded up as well. It's like the two tastes are completely incompatible, and whichever gets there first wins.

I look on all this tomfoolery on such a subject quite sconefully.

IM NOT CRYING DAGNABBIT! I'm just... slobbering from my eyes in happy dog solidarity with Tex. Yep. That's it.

I have a bone to pick with you here. I really think you might be barking up the wrong tree on this issue. I don't want to hound you about it though, so I will just paws for now and await a reply.

We need some pictures of the competition-maybe some gifs as well-so we can judge whether this judgement was truly fair.

This is just a reverse psychology shill for fitbit, right? Because after reading the article and comments I'm seriously thinking about getting one.

I feel like that's a ring who either has no fucks to give or is trying too hard. Lady Gaga's musical/media personality always struck me as both giving no fucks and trying (maaaaybe a bit too hard on occasion) to accentuate that lack. Which makes it absolutely perfect. Also the fact that it's just right in terms of…

In the age of ubiquitous smart phone video cams, could that be considered to be stealing the shops business?

My first thought was "aren't they getting exactly what they wanted, and for free no less?" Then I realized that word was prom.

You say "pizza knife," but that is somewhat ambiguous. Does that mean it is used on the *pizza* or on the *people who request the wrong toppings on the pizza*? Does one need to be prepared to fight to merely order/eat pizza in the saurus house? Does your pizza pan double as a buckler?

*Girds self with tight-across-the-chest chainmail and a comically giant, impossibly sharp pizza cutter to fight at your side*

Anchovies and relish sounds too salty for my taste, and I'm an anchovy fan. Your gonna lose potential adherents with advertising like that.