And a better talk show host than a safe sex haver.

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

I, for one, appreciate how much Brown is Not Even Mad At All, You Guys.

The fact that he managed to piss off his former city’s fanbase on the way to greener pastures that not many people will be an actual improvement means he’ll fit in quite well with the soon-to-be Las Vegas Raiders, a franchise that knows a thing or two about that sort of thing.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Uh, did Timofey Mozgov bring guns to the locker room during the term of his contract and ask his own teammate which of them he’d like to be shot with?

I’m legitimately disturbed that this article made it past editors. A truly gross hit-piece that is neither warranted or deserved.

Yeah it feels like the writer had that 0-9 stat queued up and wanted to write an article that could make use of it.

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

One of the nicest experiences I ever had as a road fan was in Milwaukee. I had no rooting interest (Braves @ Brewers, I’m a Phillies fan), but we scored 2nd row seats behind the dugout, and all the guy wanted for them was that we had a good time and we all had plenty of beer. A day game at County Stadium with a brew…

Patrick. Two things.

I read somewhere that if you decide to punch somebody, be prepared for a manslaughter conviction, because if they fall and smack their head on something hard they could die. That might be too hard for some parking lot asshole to grasp I guess.

I know mental health is taboo and not fun to talk about, but what the fuck. Every person in the United States needs to go see a therapist. When you basically kill someone over what seems to be nothing at all, it should be a given that you need rehabilitation and therapy.

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.

“Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time”

I saw him wrestle live. Tom Magee against Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time. All I remember is Magee’s backbreaker finisher, what would happen if you set up a guy for an atomic drop, then just held him on your shoulder until he quit.

Successfully avoids being mind-controlled by liberal government conspiracy, but all of his teeth fall out simultaneously due to his total avoidance of fluoridated water and toothpaste.

Misses team flight when 3D printed FleshLight takes longer than anticipated.

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