“He also had the audacity to look me in the eyes and speak to my wife directly. I mean, can you imagine?!”

He’s the antithesis of Brett Gardner.

I would’ve told the NBA that my tattoo was to honor the Better Business Bureau, and then if they still insisted I cover it up, reported the NBA to the Better Business Bureau. 

“Oh, snap.”
—Joe Thiesmann

Hey, er, you seem like a good dude so I’m gonna throw you a bone here. For the last, what, two or three weeks I’ve been starting to suspect that McGregor might be, like, actually a bit of a dick.

Jeez louise this news really hits home. How could this happen to such a great guy?

Griffin doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and we probably can’t prove his claims, either.

“We also talked about calling him the King of Spades,” Coach Turner continued “because he’s reportedly bad at poker, and also to imply that he was digging a hole that would be too deep for his team to climb out of.”

I also called him “Fag,” but that’s only because he’s long and thin like a British cigarette, don’tcha know.

I always find it amusing that humorless bores assume my politics. I don’t care if Air Force One crashes into your house, dummy. You just stink and this culture war deserves a better class of commenter.

I’m not offended by your politics but Dump45 is an objectively terrible insult. It’s conservative mom facebook meme level.

I feel like we agree fully, but you missed my point entirely.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

I’d be fine with expanding the number of plays subject to review under the following conditions: There are NO automatic reviews - not for scoring, turnovers, last 2 minutes, nothing is automatic. Every single review has to be initiated by one of the teams. You have to signal for the review before the next play, no…

It’s too bad Izzo never got the chance to coach Latrell Spreewell.

This. The kids were the exemplar here. Not the well-paid “coach”.

Man, my boss pulls that shit and it’s not worth it for even our (pretty good) salaries. Then again, we’re only getting paid in dollars, not an invaluable Michigan State education and the privilege of being a College Athlete. 

When your team of teenagers is physically restraining you and calming you down, it’s time to maybe re-prioritize some things.

Leno, you still got it!