If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

Also, molested me.

I just replaced the battery in my iPhone 7, and fixed the cracked screen for $100.  Good for another 2 years..  A marginal upgrade to a camera is not worth $800-$1000 to me when it will likely do nothing materially different then my iPhone 7.

NFL: “Let’s make games unwatchable by having teams wear uniforms that are entirely one of their team colors.”

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Yeah it’s great how it wasn’t even critiqued by anybody with a PhD. An undergrad can’t award a fucking PhD, even setting aside how awful the thesis itself is.

I’ve had a few stones myself. Toradol is bliss. Just like, instant and total pain relief without the narcotic effect. I completely understand why guys get shot up with it at halftime.

Having dealt with over a dozen stones for the past 17 years, I can confirm that’s it’s awful. That said,with the various types of stones, it really the pain level can really vary. There are some that just stay in the kidney and need to be broken up by ultrasound, while others are small enough to pass through with mild…

OH GAHHHHHHHHHHD, the people at airport security, sincerely gobsmacked that they have to do, well, anything: “Wait, shoes have to come off? These shoes? Or do you mean some other shoes in my suitcase? Because that was checked? <Gestures vaguely to an invisible check-in desk> You want to see my electronics? What do you…

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

In his defense, he’s a dumb dipshit.

Guys who use the word “slut” have the maturity level of 12 year olds. I guess he knows his audience.

What have they determined is an acceptable level of risk to fans?

Ty lue is available. He turned down the lakers, that’s gotta be a plus right? Hinkie, he’s watching the phone. Danny ferry has got to be available too.

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

This is...    way too much information.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

LOL! Here is how to spend almost $1,000 on something you have never done before and might not ever do again.

LOL! Here is how to spend almost $1,000 on something you have never done before and might not ever do again.

Pretty steep ticket for a dilettante to invest in what may well be a one time venture.

Pretty steep ticket for a dilettante to invest in what may well be a one time venture.