Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Shot to the heart! And Turner’s too late. McCann gives catchers a bad name!

Neither - shoveling Cracker Jack into his soup cooler.

Some days...

Overly sensitive, but accuser is probably more accurate.

Even the scarce details provided here are so weird that it almost make the accusation feel stronger, if that makes sense. Like if she was making this up, there would probably be a lot easier stories to come up with.

It’s been like this for years. And it’s not even about adrenaline junkies, but about middle-aged rich dudes who can afford to pay all the fees and all the porters to carry all their shit to the top. And then, these super-serious “mountaineers” like nothing more than to look down their noses at all the broke-ass…

I used to want to climb Everest for a couple of reasons: I was a good climber in my younger days and I love the mountains. And, as a much more secondary reason, I’d been to the Dead Sea so I thought it would be cool to say that I’d stood on the lowest and highest points on earth.

Exactly.  Everest has become Coachella.

you literally can’t rescue bodies above the Death Zone unless you want to join them.

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

I mean...

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

I imagine part of the allure of climbing Everest was not just it being the highest point on Earth yet the now antiquated belief that so few people could actually do it.

To be fair, Ozzy and Bill are also from Aston and Tony’s from Handsworth - which is next shithole over!

My first thought when they won was “Good for Geezer!”

I know one guy who is going to be pretty stoked:

And the very next part, too: