Brake Blortles

Yeah, but at least the competent black gut they had around for a few years is gone. Now THAT was embarrassing.

Saquon seems pretty chill 

The mush that’s inside Aikman’s head thinks it’s a good call. 

If that was roughing the passer, then the NFL should just ban all contact on the QB and be done with it. 

Come on, man.

 It's actually more like an asshole swallowing itself

I watched the fight with some McGregor fans and they were like, “he should be DQ’d!” Like despite their dude losing in horrendous fashion, they’d still take the W if it came from a post fight incident.

Dude seriously. You let one person control your organization the way the UFC let McGregor do, and you reap what you fucking sow. The Islamophobia shit was so disgusting that any other mature organization pulls him immediately. But the UFC let McGregor get bigger than itself. But that’s also because Dana White is a…

John Spencer Beer Explosion

My MIL is a social worker and I remember her telling me that a lot of former addicts get really into fitness because it gives them something to focus their energy on, essentially.

I wonder when in 1985 the incident took place - because I believe based on an extensive, 37 second research effort, that Kavanaugh would’ve been underage to consume alcohol in CT during some point in 1985. Throwing ice, instead of beer, might’ve been the responding cops way of avoiding whatever paperwork was required…

“A lot of people have gotten into a lot of trouble assuming that police officers have their best interests [at heart].”

Found the moron. 

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Shit, just draw an s on the end with a magic marker and tell them you’re a big Diana Ross fan.

Yup. The Streisand Effect is in effect.

It is.  I just learned that Supreme is a brand.  I still don’t know what it is, and am not compelled to find out, but I am now aware that it is a thing.

this is probably more pub supreme would have had all year than if the nba did nothing.