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“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

$559 for one outfit.

How much to you assholes get paid where this is affordable in any sense? I want to see your budget. Or you don’t have one. Granted, jeans and sneakers are used over and over, $108 for jeans? $179 for shoes? Come off it!

I’ll stay single and have 2 months of groceries paid for, thanks.

$559 for one outfit.

How much to you assholes get paid where this is affordable in any sense? I want to see your

I mean, it’s the same thing as saying “shit happens” when your friend turns around with a knife in his hand and accidentally cuts you. It was an accident, but it’s his damn fault. 

That’s your takeaway from Kyrgios’s petulant tweets? 

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an

This seems like an unneccessary article

He and Boss Todd are by far the worst part of an otherwise mildly enjoyable season of Hard Knocks.

Jesus Christ.

I want to say that he probably has extremely advanced CTE but I feel like every person I’ve heard about with CTE experiences a change in personality where they’re described as being nice/funny/generous/etc. before and then become an asshole later. This guy seems to pretty much have always been this big of a dick, even

I’m sure he’s always been an asshole, but this dude is 100% showing symptoms of CTE.

He was hospitalized last year for mental health problems.

Sorry, two wrongs don’t make a right.  And yes, he is a piece of shit for what he did, but mob justice shouldn’t be the rule.  I won’t shed a tear for when he does shuffle off this mortal coil, never being a free man again, but despite everything he did, he still deserves dignity.

I’ve often wondered why they don’t designate a certain prison or housing unit for sex offenders. It’s not solitary ccnfinement and it's not general population. 

Doesn’t the federal prison system have units specifically for persons at high risk of injury in the general population? California does, at Corcoran. In addition to Charles Manson (until recently) and other celebrities, there’s a decent number of: guys who have renounced their gang affiliations; former law enforcement

San Antonio has perhaps the best reputation in American sports as far as organizations go. They have had multiple all-time greats stick with them and a universally renowned front office. I would never say a player should be loyal to a team before their own health (financially and otherwise), but being the first

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Okay, I gotta ask: am I the only kid who was praying for the showcase to feature a trip to Hawaii, which would necessitate that Diane and Janis wear bikinis?  

My favorite bit of Winners Circle was Dick Clark making sure the audience knows to politely STFU before the round started.

The best part of the original Pyramid final round was when Dick Clark would come over at the end and show off the clues he came up with for the answer that was stumping everyone.