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To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

Lol yeah, I get he cheated, but he also raised millions and millions of dollars for cancer research. As far as I’m concerned, his indiscretion wasn’t as bad as his positive contribution

Many people are mad about Michigan J. Frog’s place on this list. I see it as the Road Runner thing: The famous cartoon with Michigan J. Frog in it is one of the funniest Looney Tunes shorts ever made, but the frog himself isn’t actually all that funny or dynamic. Pretty much all the hilarity comes from the reaction

Classic. Averages a shade under 130 all purpose yards a game, but he sucks because he wants more money and he doesn't praaaaactice. 

While I agree, it also means the end of guys like Marshawn Lynch and that makes me sad at a very base level. 

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

I’ve worked in law enforcement for 20 years. Sadly, many parents aren’t like you.  For what it is worth, great job. You took action immediately. This isn’t your fault, or hers.  I’m so sorry. 

nothing turns wealthy white men against the free market faster than young black men commanding market value compensation. funny how quickly they turn communistic.

I can’t look at that picture and not think about the 13 fumbles he’s had last season. 

Oh God please don’t say that.

Might as well. I don’t see any other teams from North America playing.

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

To be fair, Bosio’s relative scale is calibrated differently than yours or mine.

Going to be especially odd to hear the empty thoughts&prayers for this one.

My gut instinct is to loathe someone as good-looking and successful as Tony Reali, but I can’t. This piece is a gigantic add to the piles of reasons why I dig him, and wish him all the best.

Exceptional writing and words from Reali - during what must be a time so difficult and heartbreaking that I cannot even fathom it, he is intelligent, compassionate and wants all of us to be better. Amazing....