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Man, you got fucking roasted.

Am I supposed to be cynical about this? Dude’s working his recovery. Can’t fault him for that. We’re all potentially vulnerable to falling off the deep end.

Yes, it’s pretty much the same thing. And we all got to enjoy, “fifty-seven states hur dur” for eight fucking years. So sleep tight, knowing that the F-52 slip isn’t even the most embarrassing thing the President said today, so no one will repeat it for years.

Maybe Rodney was just pissed the guy was filming in portrait mode.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

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Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Playing video games isn’t a sport. But yes, your point stands.

I’m sure that he’s very respected in the video game community for being a really good button pusher with his sweet callsign but I’d be hard pressed to believe that many people know of, respect, or give a shit about your hero. Even if he does have a wikipedia page.

OMG a Wikipedia page? Holy hell the astronomical heights he has ascended to.

If the kids are that dedicated there’s probably not much you can do.

Video games are fun and all and I have no problem playing them or letting my kid play them but if your child has a callsign and isn’t a pilot you’ve failed.

I’m waiting for the part where he returns his salary form last year, since he views the season as such a complete and utter failure. What a fuckwit.

Because the country that you are visiting wants to be sure that you will be able to leave by the time you have to leave. They don’t want you “stuck” there because your passport is expired.

On the one hand, Marvin Lewis is nothing special and his flaws are numerous and well-documented.

Maybe you get a brain first nitwit. Scheduling a FCS team as fodder before a rivalry game is scheduling tough eh? I don’t care if Florida State was ranked high in the preseason. What did they finish? Here’s a hint: they had only 5 victories against FBS competition. Where did they play? Also, why don’t Alabama schedule

Well, no one said it had to be unanimous. Everyone said they wanted a playoff and now we have (an imperfect) one.

Well, that’s good for you, and I’m happy you’re able to be such an ignorant little shit, but I don’t expect sunshine and roses when I call and say somebody is holding a family hostage and has already gunned someone down.

Now fuck off and shut up. Goddamn fourteen year olds on the internet, I swear.

Shut the fuck up w/ your internet lawyering bullshit. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

Guy gave away free BBQ to firefighters on CA fighting those wildfires with brutal, long lasting shifts. He seems like a genuinely nice person, that comedian had it right.