You have two minutes of editing time remaining to forever erase the stain of these two conflicting sentences.

So, because it doesn’t impact you, there’s no value?

Whelp, I’m glad you’re not in charge of consumer protection anywhere.

Why is not wanting your product to not be actively hindered by the manufacturer unreasonable? What if every car over 5 years old was limited to 65 MPH because as engines get older, fuel economy goes down so the cars are governed to preserve driver experience?

Right, because humans can only ever focus on one thing at a time.

The fact of the matter is that he shouldn’t need evidence he is innocent

Nobody needs a court of law to form an opinion.

“ See in order to convict someone, you need this crucial little thing called evidence.”

You know, I used to not mind Marlins Man, but I’m starting to come around to the idea he’s an attention whore.

Haha, well lets just say you and I have different definitions of what makes someone unusual.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

The Packers play involved a player catching the ball with his hands away from his body, tucking it under his arm into a running posture, turning upfield and taking two steps before it was punched out, and it was called a catch and fumble—not an incompletion.

Spoiler:

That early scene with Poe and Hux ... that was so freaking weird but honestly I just LOVED it.

Good call. Honestly I forgot about the Ricky Manning Jr game and the Ronde Barber game.

What if I’m equally unnerved by Google’s corporate practices and would like to avoid them as well?

Also I hope Nick Foles turns into Superman and wins a Super Bowl because 2017 is WEIRD

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

I might want it when I find out what it actually is. I get being out of shape about the release date, but anyone who thinks they can rage from an informed position about the work itself is fooling themselves. They’re angry about the worst case scenario in their heads. We don’t even have a trailer! Or a cast. Or a…

Ugh, I don’t know what Doug sees in you.