morningburner
MorningBurner
morningburner

So you don’t get the reference AND show yourself to be an asshole. Quite a Sunday night.

I guess somebody hasn’t seen Repo Man.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

I hate to bring up Bill Simmons but he did have a good point years ago when talking about his move to California. He noted how with so much to do, he could finally understand why Laker fans seemed so lackadaisical.

Mooch was a genius compared to most of those other galoots they’ve hired.

Deadspin: We Actually Don’t Know Shit About Even Our Favorite Sports Teams

“its only competent coach since Bill Walsh”

Am I the only one who clearly sees the ball slip out of Cousins hand before Graham hits it? That’s a fumble.

This is a bad take.

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

Yeah... this easily could have happened in 2 foot beach break. As a matter of fact you typically hear stories about broken necks in patently small and unassuming conditions.

For all the non-surfing keyboard warriors throwing Darwin awards around it should be mentioned that this kid was an up-and-coming, world class talent. He was out surfing with other pros, had been getting plenty of good waves and riding them successfully. He had the skill and ability to handle the conditions. He died

Backdoor cover- when some shitty team gets a meaningless late score to fuck your cover.

Fun Fact.

“When did you stop acting like an active shooter?”

He’d like him to answer for being black, obviously.

What is McMahill saying in that last quote? He wants Michael Bennett to tell the police why they detained him?

When you write the same response that literally everyone else has written, 20 minutes later, you don’t get to act like you’re superior for saying it. The subject has been brought up and is being discussed in length over several threads. It was not an original thought and you in no way should be satisfied for posting

Obviously, it’s edgy. It makes people uncomfortable. But that’s good. I want people to be uncomfortable.