Let’s be fair though; the real reason to be a juror on this case is how it gives you a platform for honing your juror skills, building your brand as a juror, and attaining more high-profile jury stints as you develop your career.

It depends on the team, but SB Nation is far, far above Bleacher Report with regard to quality.

What grudge could a Broncos fan possibly have against Brock?

The following is a true story. All of it. I hesitate telling it only because quite a few people have heard it and I run the risk of revealing IheartTurdFerguson’s identity. But Hurling plays a part of the story so here it is:

You don’t need to shit in Albert’s coffee anymore. Fall is here, so it’s likely Pumpkin Spice flavored. The job is done already.

Why has it got to be one or the other?

I live in Cleveland. I never miss a game. It’s like how people said they’d never call it Progressive Field instead of the Jake and never call it The Q instead of Gund Arena. But they do now cuz it’s not a big deal. It’s dumb people refusing to change with the times and admit they’re wrong. One of them just happens to…

Right, exactly. Who can forget that South Bend was once a part of Ireland, and that we slaughtered the Irish who’d lived there since before recorded history? And that we forced the few survivors to live on reservations while we grew rich off the fat of their land?

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

I remember when the USFL’s Philadelphia Stars won the championship before being stolen by the toilet town of Baltimore. They ran the league for the first 2 years of that leagues existence, and it felt awesome. Anyway, I was 10 or 11, and it was great.

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I’ve been a HUGE QOTSA fanboy for my entire adult life, and this album has furthered that. Fucking love Josh Homme going full Ginger Elvis and Iggy Pop Jr. on Villains.

Football is just one of those sports where it’s really hard to play well when you are moving as fast as you can. Just think about an ordinary handoff in the NFL. The QB spins 180 degrees once he gets the ball and gives it to the running back. By the time the running back is handed the ball, he’s already running at…

Yeah look at Johnny Manziel in college. He can come in hammered, throw a pass looking the wrong way over his shoulder and the WR who is 6'4'’ will out jump the 5' 8'’ guy from White Boy academy for a TD.

This is just a random question, but is it not weird that so many pro NFL players get signed and then act like they don’t know which end of the football points forward? There can’t be more than, what, ten thousand college kids playing football at any given time, yet once one of them steps up to the next level it’s like…

So he was popular among nerds.

Do tell. I don’t care how old salacious rumours are- I’m here for them.

that is some damn good kinja