Nope. Those are for whites now.

I’m just emulating Giz Media’s ESports coverage and spraying it all over the fucking place.

No, video games being sold as “eSports” makes eSports look bad.

When I can’t trust a gamer who calls himself Lolex from a group who call themselves Beast Crew and who play Smash Mouth....WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ON DEADSPIN!?!?

Mullin played for the Redmen. They were the fucking Redmen in the 80's. Yeah it was racist by current standards, but they also weren’t the shitstorm that is the atrocity and affront to humanity that is the Red Storm moniker. Let’s not be revisionist.

Cause he’ll be, um, starting.

All 147 people who give a shit about Esports were rocked earlier this week when Ad Finem’s team analyst Allen Cook sent out a casual tweet saying that he’d placed bets on the outcome of the Boston Major Dota 2 tournament. So they decided to get this low-rent shit off of Deadspin and put it back on Kotaku where it…

Ugh. Please don’t. I get that people dig e-sports, but that doesn’t make it sports. It doesn’t make it relevant for Deadspin. It belongs on Kotaku so that people who don’t enjoy it, or care about it, or care about the faux controversies that make this stuff like TMZ For The Socially Maladaptive, which makes up a good…

Or cuz guns, man. Like, second amendment to the Declaration of Independence guy. Get with it.

Extreme vetting is the Crystal Pepsi of 2017, a product punch-up that wasn’t needed and tastes like shit.

Good joke Greg. Stand up and take a bow.

Why is this shit getting posted to Deadspin? Keep it over on Kotaku.

Not really. We haven’t gone anywhere in 8 years. Just run in a giant fucking circle.

Bottom-of-stairs girl cleaned up like Pat LaFontaine at a Holiday Inn bar on the road in 1987.

Just fix your own situation and get it right. Don’t look to others to fix your problems. Except the Irish Welfare System, cause that worked well for me.

Because you’re saying words and words are liberal BS. We operate on feelings. Feeling pride in the flag. Feeling strength in camouflage. Feeling horny around my 11 year old sister.

In TrumpWorld it’s “Ken finding stains makes him a Starr of democracy.”

Sexual Harrassment is great again!

Even when he played FOR my team in a Super Bowl with a broken leg.

Fallacy of relative privation fail.