Doesn’t matter. He thinks Douglass invented peanut butter. And George Washington Carver has those great ice cream cakes, like Fudgie the Whale.

Look asshole, my grandpappy played football and I played football and now every time the fluroscent lights get turned on I piss myself and forget who I am for 5 minutes, but goddamn it my kid will play and he’ll piss himself and there’s nothing you cucklibtards can do about it. It’s in the forty-eleventh amendment to…

Donald Trump is Eddie Murphy’s Aunt Bunny

Rocco Siffredi

Across the Lackawanna River Valley just north of Scranton PA

Delonte West?

If we celebrate inaugurations as the historical events they are, then where were The Rockettes in 2008 and 2012?

“Bar? What bar?”

You’re worried about the middle of the fucking picture when the girl on the far right has 4-foot long shins?

Gosling filmed part of Blue Valentine in my hometown. He was nice.

+17

Or where he even LIVES.

He was always gonna be there until they’re ready to move into the stadium. He’s a placeholder. You don’t wanna hire your expensive new HC with two years of this temp home hellhole looming.

They’re not going to be in a bowl game. Not enough wins.

Me too, cause the description doesn’t really narrow it down. I’m guessing Scranton or Stroudsburg.

One terrible hijab plus one yuge great American Patriot equals one yuge great American Patriot. Believe me, many people are talking about my patriotism. Many, many people. Everyone knows.

No white folk, huh? None. Not even one? Huh.

Define asskicking in terms of electoral votes. I have her at 329, and an asskicking is her at 370-375 and knocking him the fuck out and letting out a Ric Flair “woooo”. I’d love her to get there, but I don’t see it. Clinton’s travel schedule, based on her own internal metrics, seems to reinforce the 538 numbers.

THIS! A MILLION TIMES THIS.

Now he’s got the cash to start his Josh Homme tribute band: McQuearys of the Stone Age.