New owners have you on end-of-the-month quotas, eh?

Oui!

Sure. He’s got at least half a foot on Tom Dempsey.

The Cardinals lose their 77th game.

It’s Harambe all over again. Would you rather never know who Elena Ferrante is and have her live out her anonymous life, or have her identity shot, and she becomes a famous meme?

Too many games. Our short attention spans don’t let us invest in 162 games. Once a week is perfect for the one show you can’t DVR and digest later.

Sure, it’s not gonna hurt him. Trump voters are undereducated and underpaid - they can’t afford Brons anyway. #teamwalmart

Did he tattoo that Stones logo himself, using a mirror? It's backwards.

No, because we’ll never get to the appraisal stage. I’m not even putting in an offer when I see that thing. I don’t want to have to hope that the front end of my car isn’t going to get ripped off because that jackass is parked almost to the curb and I can’t see the street.

He's using the political operatives from the firm Dunning-Kreuger.

Trying to free Chris Christie from captivity with a motley bunch made of ex-NFL kickers and a swarm of D&D players in a Justice League-type sitch?

I'll Rochambeau you for it.

How big is it? Life size?

I think it was supposed to be slapstick, like Morris and Jerome doing “Who’s On First” with the password. But yeah, if it was supposed to be funny, it's not.

My mom does too, but happy hour is 4-6 M-F. Guess what time I visit?

Not a word you wrote in the his thread makes sense. Autocorrect or just bad at communicating?

Whoa whoa whoa... Christianity helped pump the brakes on that polytheistic thing, you know, the religions with multiple gods that you could pick any choose from. Where would you rather get your gods from, gubmint run BIG MONOTHEISM or a free market open exchange that tailored for their offerings to your God needs? You…

When the game is football, you play football. Even if you don’t like football.

Which values am I compromising? Hillary wins and the following are much more likely to happen: