Yeeeeah, they know the rules damn well. They just don’t want to follow the rules, and they’re just hoping the woman won’t speak up about it. Tale as old as time.

100% they don’t care. Men are not idiots. They understand the word “no.”

I get so angry these days whenever I hear some jackass complaining about how “nobody knows what the rules are for dealing with women now!”

Love the Uncle Buck photo. The world needs more John Candy. :)

Landscape could change quite a bit in 20 years, especially if nobody’s maintaining it. One good rainstorm and the road’s gone.

What you mean to say is that CarMax is making all of us pay more in order to compensate for their loss when they incurred with Doug’s Range Rover...

The mussels showed symptoms including:

As a person who is in a relationship but has no kids, I really prefer talking to my single friends than my friends who are married parents, because almost every conversation with the latter somehow circles back to complaining about their kids or spouses. If you hate your husband and kids so much, why did you get…

Or just don’t have a friend group either. It works for me.

To add to that: don’t just assume your SO is always welcome. They’re friends with YOU.

Yeah, the article says singles should make time for couples, but in my experience it’s the couples who tend to close ranks and only do things together or with other couples.

Here’s another hard truth about being the last single person in your group of friends: if you do ever get married, no one will ever give a shit because they all did their thing and everyone else’s thing and they’re mentally done with it by the time your wedding rolls around.

the only thing I care about in this whole article is finding out where the magical dealer lot full of mint condition Rangers is....

It’s more than just phone communication. For many people, a smartphone is their only access to the internet. Imagine living without that. You can’t.

This is a show about prostitution and pornoagraphy in NYC in the seventies - it airs on HBO.

If your kid becomes a mass murderer, the proper response is to apologize to the victims, say you didn’t see it come but wish you had and make no further comment. On the opposite end, what you absolutely don’t do is blame it on other people. “Oh, he was bullied at school.” Fuck you dude.

Sure, Mr. Pagourtzis. The natural progression from being bullied is murdering scores of others. JFC. I’m so sick of this “my son was bullied” excuse. I was bullied ruthlessly in school, but I didn’t turn that shitshow into a mass shooting. You grow up and realize it makes you stronger. Of course, I’m a woman, so what…

Nobody ever gives a shit about the women loners.

But that wouldn’t give them an opportunity to brag about having a wine cellar.