The name checks out. 

Thirding KP. I have it on my legs. It could also be folliculitis, which I also get in more embarrassing places. They look similar but are caused by different things. Exfoliating lotions help KP. Antibacterials help folliculitis. 

“Not recommended for induction range-tops

“Not recommended for induction range-tops

He probably enjoys being called that tbh 

It's the birth place of Schlitterbahn and that ego maniac. 

Texas has several Six Flags parks, including at least one water park that I’m aware of. The trickle down in oversight to the non-Six Flags parks / standard setting may be minimal.

It’s what happens when you treat your employees like they're disposable. That’s been the standard for a decade now, conservatively. The difference is now the available hiring pool is getting thinner and thinner. 

I just found out one of our techs was cheating on his wife with one of the admins. She got pregnant. He stayed with his wife.

Hahaha that’s every one of the four I’ve worked in!

The Mayo Clinic disagrees with your hard and fast rules.

“Where athletics are perceived as hypermasculine and are, in turn, afforded almost comical reverence, celebrity gossip is a girly, guilty pleasure.”

You can easily also get oral herpes on your genitals. Virsuses gonna virus. They don’t care where they land or what we arbitrarily call them, as long as the location is hospitable.

You must have an enviable track record with doctors then. I absolutely have been shamed and blamed by a medical professional before. 

Has anyone actually met an architect? I’m not convinced there isn’t, like, one in the entire country. The dad from the Brady Bunch. 

The cerave one the OP mentioned(pictured) has been my favorite. It’s not too thick, not too thin. Not gritty, not greasy. Just very neutral and inoffensive in general. Bonus - it doesn't sting my eyes at all. 

+ significantly less likely to break out acne prone skin. The zinc in mineral based sunscreen can actually help improve acne. 

Usually taken from approximately navel level where you can see straight up their nose. 

The straight dudes are always reliably the least attractive friend. It cuts both ways. 

Ladies^^^ Lord, Boehner. 

I’d probably swipe right on “beige wall of blandness”, because it’s my preferred brand of self deprecating.