A doubling every 7 years is a consistent 10% per year. That’s above historical norms.

Off topic but I was just thinking about James Avery and how great a father figure he was for us teens of color. To all accounts he was equally great off set. I guess I just want to say screw Bill Cosby. Uncle Phil should get more love than he does.

I will say this: the system may be bullshit, but 401(k)s aren’t.

Men, generally, get their emotional support and intimacy from their partners rather than their friends. So a relationship ends and suddenly they’re adrift, whereas most women have a few or more close friends to lean on, get support from, enjoy life with. Plus, all the domestic things women almost inevitably end up…

Paul Newman: good guy.

What is the psychology behind men finding someone new five minutes after their relationship ended? Even if they were dumped, even if they weren’t cheating. I know a of a relationship that ended because the dude moved, and he found someone new before he had even unpacked!

Free Internet porn is the great equalizer, providing even the shyest of horny browsers with easy access to classics like “SLURPING ALL THE NUT OUT.”

Maybe he has 350 competing ISPs in his dwelling in a battle royale.

Yoou kids these days, with your electrodes and your prolapses... When I was a lad, we had the 1972 JC Penney catalog and we liked it!

It’s worth noting the only cable internet provider in state (i.e., the ISP most everyone uses,) is called Cox. Commence jokes.

“TELL ME ABOUT IT”

Uber advertises that drivers make $25 per hour.

The gig economy was thrust upon us with no consensus around its merits and grave concerns about minor things like, y’know, benefits like healthcare.

Away with infinite scrolling articles!

I have a buddy who love to sport fish for muskie, and he does this because it attracts exactly the kind of women he’s in to. Gotta use the right bait, amirite

Maybe it’s harsh but my list of automatic swipe lefts also includes people who pose with fish. I’ve found the overlap of dead-fish holders and gun nuts to be less of a venn diagram and more of just a single circle.

But then how will we know who to never, ever pick???

Not just in the South. Rural PA and Upstate NY are rife with this. It’s amazing how many men think that leading with a gun and a dead deer is a good opener. Deleting such photos would probably actually up these men’s game. Instead they’re probably going to flock to some subreddit to whine about how feminists are to…

...have you been on a dating app recently? As a woman? In the South? Becauuuuuuse, well, I’m not quite sure how to put this:

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.