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UH KYOSUKE BEIN' A JOURNALIST HERE, WRITING JOURNALISMS

Nope. Wrong. People not raping other people reduces rape. Try again.

As a person struggling with the idea of transition myself, thank you for this. Time to open up the doors and dispel the mystery.

Hiring Kyosuke To Write About Trans (and a lot of other) Issues: You're Doing It Right

As soon as I saw the [real name "jezebel name" real name], on a comment this morning, I figured she was about to publish something for realsies on the mainpage. That tends to be the way things go around here.

"My regret is that you have no idea how happy I am with my life, and there are aspects of my life that you don't share."

We're like Hell's Grannies.

I went to school for 4 years in upstate NY (in case you're unfamiliar with the weather there, it's fucking cold and it snows a shit-ton). Never once was school ever cancelled for snow or cold. Almost all students lived on campus, so there was no reason you couldn't be outside for the less than 10 minutes it would

Yep, there was plenty of debauchery going on. Unless we're supposed to believe that all of those war brides met their G.I. husbands at Europe's many purity balls...

I wonder what the version for women being all slutty would be like... don't let her burn like a pot roast in the oven? Don't let her drown in the washing machine of men's gaze?

The "faux altruism" you got called out for was the blatant insincerity of: "Lena is sooo perfect and gorgeous and NOT fat just the way she is!! (but send us photos of her without photoshop so we can post them and other people can judge how ugly and chubby she is and we can get clicks) xoxo".

56? Jaysus.....let me be as awesome as her at 56.

I really hate the commercial where the dude is washing with the "V" soap, and then has to freak out and do a bunch of macho shit to reaffirm his manhood.

She could have also not understood what she was doing? I hesitate to comment on her mental state until a psychologist has commented.

Lol this is one lazy ass troll.

I strongly suggest Americans do take some of our chocolate. Yours is barely swallowable. An appalling state of affairs for a supposedly developed country!

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Whatsamatta witchoo kids today? Haven't you ever watched Bugs Bunny? Sheesh, I'm old.

Can we make it clear that the husband in Love Actually is CHIWETEL EJIOFOR?! Why would you ever think about leaving him?

I'm giving myself an Adult Award this week because the other day I asked a guy out, he said he wasn't interested, we had a conversation about it, and now we're going to continue being friends and I feel good about it.

This. Is. My. SHIT!!!!!!!!