"It looks like a phone, it has a telephone, and it has numbers."

Yeah, I am wondering where he gets this statistic. Not that he is any friend of the truth.

Wait, gay people make more money than straight people?

Even Christian Bale with his combover and paunch? Not judging, just wondering?

If there's anyone she should be calling out, it's Dan Brown.

Congrats on the new space! Looking forward to more from you!

My takeaway from this is "Thank God Dan Brown isn't procreating".

This is an excellent post. This articulates what I have been sensing when I see articles that tend to make Lupita seem "exotic". Written so much better than I could have done.

THANK YOU.

Well, UIUC students don't have a great track record on racist issues anyway, so not exactly gobsmacked over here.

So now Mick is Sporty Spice?

Hm...my college team name is the Maroons. Which was apparently "the Dark Reds." Because it seems we were smart but lazy.

From now on I am calling football the "hand egg game."

That dog can REALLY dish out the stink eye. Adorbs.

Is this anything like your Shakira law petition, Burt?

That is pretty much perfect. Makes me want to find that dress. And I hate yellow.

So good to see her looking awesome!

So...Revelation porn? That fits.

You exist but you are a mutant. Big difference.