I’ve done Jury duty SEVERAL times in Texas. That’s exactly how it works. You spend less time presenting evidence you know the Jury won’t read and spend more time making the other guy look bad. That’s how cases are won.

I know this is nitpicking but juries don’t award settlements. Settlement implies both parties agreed to it. This was a judgement.

I mean he’s still right, how do you think we pick presidents? Look at celebrity worship culture. Nearly every single victorious presidential candidate looks significantly less creepy than their opponent. I’m with you on what it ought to be but that’s obviously not reality.

I remember the Mac Tonight ones where he’s jamming on his piano in the night clouds. This one:

I used to go to school near a McDonalds that had a full animatronic Mac Tonight piano setup. It worked for about a month and then never again.

Terrible news... Mac Tonight joins the litany of corporate iconography that has been co-opted by pouty, teenaged, internet racists.

They aren’t coming back. The new guy made sure nobody will ever find the bodies.

He obviously made a deal with the devil that went south.

Would you like to add a side of metal for only 99 cents?

Yes!

I have long entertained the thought that Mayor McCheese is a regular, human man with some sort of horrible eldritch curse. The cheeseburger both is and entraps his head, and he lives his life out in a burgery head-prison which, cruelly, transposes all of his wails of pain into goofy laughs and oafish pratfalls. Mayor…

What about Majormac and Minormac? Supermac and Infermac? Ubermac and Untermac? Jumbomac and Jimbomac? Macromac or Micromac? Bassmac and Piccolomac?

Are you serious? That picture is pure nightmare fodder...

He’s still around making Vaporwave music videos.

I forgot this guy existed until you posted that Nier pic. Then I remembered the horrifying face of hell itself.

He’s fine, he went on to make Nier. Just had to realize his full potential.

My opinion would be completely different if they had these names.

RIP MAC TONIGHT

I partially think Snacktaku should be getting field reports from fast food locations which are not in the contiguous US because that’s where US-based companies end up doing some of their menu research. In your example Puerto Rico had Big Mac variants a while ago and was basically testing them out. But as you’re saying…

That would work, definitely. When I first discovered I could just add it I had the best heartburn for a week.