If there’s anyone in this thread you should trust, it’s PROBABLY Poop_Break.

So many poop truthers! This is a known expression.

it’s the dancing baby aged up and “sexy”-fied

He used to be on the show Eureka, on syfy. I’m kinda bummed for him that all he can find lately is Maytag commercials and made for tv hallmark channel movies, since he is a talented actor. But I have to admit I also love those ads.

We now have POOP TRUTHERS!

As recently as last week, I sat in a room with 4 males ages 46-67 as they all talked about the best creative strategies for a new advertising campaign for my company. Our product’s target is Women 50+ and Women 30-49 with children.

Well I am 99% sure that Mr. Clean is gay after watching this commercial. Pretty sure you would have seen several guys in the exact same outfit and one gold hoop earring at a gay club during the 90s.

Wasn’t it clarified that Mr. Clean is gay? Follow up: do straight women objectify gay men?

Wait, are you saying I should’t buy that French Maid costume for when I’m cleaning the house?

Do you even clean, bro?

really? because one was a kid who just dropped a log in the pool on purpose, and another was someone who had a viral infection and another was similarly ill due to dysentery.

Oh yeah forgot about him. Amoebas are jerks.

Dysentery Guy got nailed by a protozoan. Miserable little bastards.

this is the kind of person who actually thinks, and feels as if certain types of humans are legitimately better then others.

What do you mean? Cockfighting is as old as time.

WHAT?!?! So...many...questions...why is s/he so uptight about there being food around? And no flip-flops? Cause THAT’s somehow objectionable but jerkin’ it in literal shit-stew ISN’T?
Assuming this is real of course...

“Several hand grenades (essentially a green plastic tube filled with nothing but liquor)“

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

in which youth groups will visit Native American reservations

“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”