If it had been sharpened, the bottom blade would have sliced his palm open. Ha!

What ever happened to cotton? It IS the fabric of our lives! And the fabric of death for so much sperm.

You have to have some amount of body dysmorphia to get lips like those.

Technically if it's in the open and the media is reporting on it and showing the same information, it no longer is "private" information?

Not to be a spoil sport, but the kid isn't the first. It's fun and amazing he came up with it on his own so quick, though.

I'm SO glad he is Holmes!

Aw. I'm only interested in Smartest Guy(or Gal) In The Room shows. Everything else seems mostly boring. :(

I'ma have to keep an eye out for it!

Do you get paid by the Koch brothers, perhaps?

It says we're not all monoliths and that a generalization doesn't cover everybody.

You didn't see this coming?

Yes.

Gawker brings the fiddle, I'll bring the matches.

You're complaining about propaganda and agreeing with the Chinese? Do you see the conundrum or is burying head in sand more your style?

Oh oh oh, does that mean I get war with Best Korea for Christmas?

Is he a douche for criticizing America and that gets people all riled up? /imsolost

And those are the ones I love targeting the most!

There's nothing wrong with Pewdiepie. I admit, my first instinct is to think of the tweens and teens who are the ones driving up his fame, and to worry. That's more because I'm an adult and find that group horribly vapid. And that's because I've probably forgotten being the same way, myself, at that age.

That's what I was thinking.