I can't forget my butt. It keeps having lengthy monologues.

I'll name my child Abbadon. It's called foreshadowing because any child of mine would live up to the name.

A lot of narcissists will tell you of their plan, publically, and then go ahead with it and say "hey, it wasn't me, I'd never do that."

I scooped up on that deal! Sadly, I bought an SD when I needed a Micro SD. /whoomp whoomp

I scooped up on that deal! Sadly, I bought an SD when I needed a Micro SD. /whoomp whoomp

And yet, here we are as a society. /shruggy

I'm sorry, I see more proof that dolphins are just as bad as humanity (for the lulz) than I do about their innocence.

I've been playing a lot of BL TPS and I can't read any of these comments without it being in an Australian accent. Most of the time it's Janey's accent.

Do you specifically mean animals or would any mammal do, such as the dolphin? They kill for sport. Also, cats. Cats are little assassins, killing because they can. Wolves have been known to kill prey animals and just walk away, too.

November 14 2014: Jezebel discovers the ass

Well, I just ate.. but if you really want one:

There was no #3 in this article. Did you subliminally hallucinate it, so that your narrative makes sense?

If you wanted to walk around with a shirt of guys with fabulous naked abs, no one, including men, would bitch about it. :)

They both can be considered questionable fashion/accessory choices, depending your take of things. Some people find nose rings despicable and summarily judge others harshly for their choices, as assholes often do.

Want an honest answer or something agreeing and pleasing?

I think the "mi lady" was a parody tweet.

Thank you, cassiebearRAWR. I was afraid to point this out.

Hm, if there ever was a first world problem...

That's probably the best way to handle life, not just birthing issues.

Ctrl+F, don't find any reference to dolphin birthing, ponders making joke...

I managed to pick up the COD edition (1 TB HDD) of the Xbox 1 thanks to this with a $150+ discount, so thanks for the heads up!

I managed to pick up the COD edition (1 TB HDD) of the Xbox 1 thanks to this with a $150+ discount, so thanks for…