This is the most hyphy COD yet. There is no penalty what so ever from running and jumping around like a jackass on a meth and crack bender. It is the most runniest and gunniest COD to come down the pipeline. No claymore, betties, or any sort of trap to punish the 12 year old suffering from severe ADD who still bitches…

GOD, who wants to touch someone else's hair, let alone a stranger's?! Blah, fuck that.

Kotaku Horde: "HAHAHA STUPID CALL OF DUTY! IT OFFENDS MINE SENSE! I WOULDN'T PLAY THAT GAME IF MY BALLS WERE ON FIRE!"

Name a single game you play - that way I can find two dew-swilling dudebros who play the game and ruin gaming for you, FOR EVER (ver-ver-ver-ver)!

Hey, I'm being told my Nat is moderate on the PC but UPNP is open. I've tried a few UPNP tests and since they were for XP-7, they're failing kinda hard on 8.1 so I was wondering if anyone else came across a fix?

This is my first COD on the PC. I had no graphical troubles with my 780, even with the defaults. Plus, I updated my drivers and didn't have any problems either.

Get them on the internet in a (perceived) anonymous space and WATCH EM GO!

Sorry!

"A telltale sign of a true narcissist is the inability to tolerate challenges to their cognitive distortions (e.g. challenging their perceived grandiosity or their views on damn near anything)."

Hatred is just another Postal, from what I've seen. Sans the cheeky humor, probably. And why should it be chilling? That particular irreverent genre exists in art and video, why should video games be any different?

If only black tea had enough caffeine, anymore. /isajunky

Small amounts to the floor? Ha!

There's a stereotype of big women and oral sex? Que? o.O

He's lucky it was really a her.

If this game is as poorly optimized as Ghosts were for the PC - I think I may be staying away from it. Between the cheating, the children, and the piss-poor port, I'm afraid to purchase it. :/ And I liked COD on the consoles.

Do you frequently hit your bandwidth cap? I'm on one of the most hated cable companies on the planet (Comcast) with a 110m/b download speeds (frequently around 150m/b though) and I still haven't hit my cap.

It is Call of Titanfall, no matter what the devs say. That doesn't mean I lack interest in the game, just don't piss on my back and tell me it's Kool-Aid.

The problem is when people type on Twitter the things they'd say out loud, in jest, in a room full of friends.

We're not speaking about Duncan. Do keep your bias to a low roar, would you?

Willful ignorance is the problem.