Is there a softcore blowjob? Is that like, one where you can't see the BJ or something?

I can't believe how that has a tag for it, but it does. It is a THING. Like penguin rape. Once knowledge is learned, you can't unlearn it... /shudder

So was cannibalism in early forms of Neolithic man. It's called evolution, Greg. :p

The most POPULAR type of porn is... Yes.

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We're the only ones that matter, brah. ;) (SEE THE WINK? IT'S A JOKE! I KNOW YOU DAMN FOREIGNERS DON'T GET JOKES SO I EXPLAINED IT IN THIS COMMENT! ;) )

At least you're "north" enough to be somewhat prepared for this, with all the ice storms Atlanta gets.

I... hate... you. /would cry but the tear would crystalize in the tear duct.

/mumble mumble you deserve this drought mumble mumble ;)

You could really use a furnace or a wood burning stove, right?

Looking at this map, I'm thinking Cuba. Might be worth the dictatorship. OOI it's cold.

Psst, hey, if you don't think Uber is clearly up to no good, then you're either a shill, an insider, or an idiot.

I don't remember Gizmodo being exactly positive on Uber. Possibly polite at times, but not positive.

The Eye of Helios?

I wonder how long before this shower curtain grows into an urban legend about ghosts...

I've had, on two separate occasions, come across three radio stations playing the same damn song concurrently. Each time I just had to shut the whole damn radio off.

They're public property though and you have no choice. You don't own the sidewalks you walk down, the streets the kids play in. No amount of foul language changes that. Isn't that some weird sense of entitlement you got going on?

Indeed, attractive sociopaths and narcissists will score A+. And that's exactly whom you should date.

I can't forget my butt. It keeps having lengthy monologues.

I'll name my child Abbadon. It's called foreshadowing because any child of mine would live up to the name.