Government: "HACKING!"

Kotaku Horde: "HAHAHA STUPID CALL OF DUTY! IT OFFENDS MINE SENSE! I WOULDN'T PLAY THAT GAME IF MY BALLS WERE ON FIRE!"

Name a single game you play - that way I can find two dew-swilling dudebros who play the game and ruin gaming for you, FOR EVER (ver-ver-ver-ver)!

Hey, I'm being told my Nat is moderate on the PC but UPNP is open. I've tried a few UPNP tests and since they were for XP-7, they're failing kinda hard on 8.1 so I was wondering if anyone else came across a fix?

This is my first COD on the PC. I had no graphical troubles with my 780, even with the defaults. Plus, I updated my drivers and didn't have any problems either.

It isn't for raiding purposes. It's simply to know it exists, how to use it, and how to spot it.

It's probably more arduous than you're looking for but technically I bet Tasker (Android) could do that.

I got family in law enforcement who were trained on how to use bump keys and I've seen in action a few times, as demonstrations. Definitely frightening to say the least.

Why not just use a bump key to get in?

However, capsaicin is being studied for both helping prevent stomach cancer and possibly causing it, as well.

It can cause irritation of the bowels; the capsaicin, that is.

USB3 is still the fastest way for me to upload pics/videos to my PC. I don't do the cloud for such things. I'm too pretty to risk my nudes getting hacked.

Are you trying to retcon a couple of decades worth of shit talking by saying "uh, I don't know why you thought that?"

I understand your schadenfreude, as I too had been a victim of ridicule and scorn during the late 90's and early 2000's about the security of Apple (UNIX) versus Windows. It is ever so fixed into the mind of pop culture.

♫"Kuru ain't nothin' to fuck wit."♫

Shoulda used greater than or equal to 4, then. ;)

Because a) you're not using it and b) when it's turned on you can't do anything with it. /Waka waka waka! =D

Wow a lot of.. um, judgy io9 people ova here. I expect it from Gawker, but youse guyse?

Shortened to Wealthy Big Penis?

Need I say anything more?