Another who was drunk and wearing nothing but a VERY short dress and began poll dancing in the seafood department.

That's horrible! On behalf of all Jesus-loving people, I'd like to apologize for those "Christians."

Storytime! Forever ago in the early naughties, a very very very awkward guy I was friends with left me a note from a "mystery date" on my desk, complete with a chess puzzle where the move for checkmate would give me the coordinates for his initials. Also, signed "Cordially, Solve the puzzle to find out who this…

I know! However, forever ago in the early naughties, a very very very awkward guy I was friends with left me a note from a "mystery date" on my desk, complete with a chess puzzle where the move for checkmate would give me the coordinates for his initials. Also, signed "Cordially, Solve the puzzle to find out who this…

The Miffy story—gah, wow. At least, if he's a writer, your brother could write a great short story about that!

This can't be real. It just CAN'T. Should I laugh or wash my brain with bleach...?

Some people need to be told secrets are secrets (not just assumed)

So much this! I moved from the states to a country where things are really expensive, so combined with my knowledge from my depression-era grandparents I repair and/or reuse-reuse-reuse things until they're all used up. I could never throw away a bath towel just because it's old, for example, so I'll use it until it…

Ha, that is hilarious!

:) Bonus Mom vs. Technology story:

Right there with you! For video games, though, there are tons of indie video games, either on PC (more) or on consoles (less) that give me great hope for the future of video games, either because they give more roles to female leads or because there's been a huge expansion of what a video game can be—so many…

Dunno! It still looks pretty poo-ish to me...! In any case, whenever my mom sends us emails (that are always full of emojis), one of us always says, "But what does that say about us?!"

My mom is the Jedi master of keeping her children on the phone. That's why I only call once a week now since I just can't spend two to four hours on the phone talking every night like she used to do when I was single! She's a sweetheart, but she just can't take a gentle hint. That's when my dad steps in and says, "Now…

So...for some reason there's a poo-with-flies-circling emoji in gmail. My mom sent it to me once with just one line: "Hope your anniversary is just like this!"

It's all in the name, ya'll.

SO TRUE. I only had small problems finding appropriate clothes for work or otherwise until I went on the pill. My C cup grew exponentially so that I sized up to an F practically overnight (okay, probably over 2 or 3 months, but still!). Suddenly, nothing fit. Everything just looked like a mistake because it was all so…

Agreed! Just...don't drop shelves made out of glass onto the concrete patio. Stay far away from any and all concrete. And don't do this cleaning at nighttime when the neighbors won't see, as this increases the likelihood of dropping said shelves...Not that that actually happened or anything...

Interstitial cystitis. It's a bitch. Basically, it means that you have to urgently pee between 30-40 times a day...and then sometimes you sit down and nothing will happen. So, I need to do some counting or meditation to distract my muscles enough to relax. I feel really bad about it, but there it is.

OMG, Quvenzhane as Annie! This is now on my radar as a must-watch.

That AND Isma plotting: