I know! To me, it was far, far too short. More details, please...

or some other sort of unspeakable canned soup-based casserole.

That is a wonderful idea. I would go to that coffee shop in a heartbeat!

I would wear that in real life!

Hahahaha, my sister made my mom cut her hair into the mushroom because her two best friends both had these awful haircuts and "it was all she'd ever want ever again." My mom resisted for months, but my sister finally wore her down. My poor mom cried the whole time she was cutting it because my sister has the most…

How do you not have more stars?! I thought that the bleaching stories were bad...?! How does that even happen? Did you get a ton of money from it, at least?

OMG, my dad and his brother went there a few years ago and, after they were walking out they each thought to themselves, "Well, at least mine isn't as bad as his!"

You made me choke on my wine! Hilarious!

Or my personal favorite:

And! 0-15F = people start yelling at you if you leave the house with wet hair. The top/exposed parts of wet hair will freeze when you go outside to scrape your car.

You must decide where your talents lie. That's the best advice I was given, and I think it's served me well.

You must decide where your talents lie. That's the best advice I was given, and I think it's served me well.

Yup, it's the downside to being nomadic that no one ever tells you about and you only realize after about 3-6 years.... :/

TRUE! When I first saw the photo, though, I had to do a triple-take because she looks exactly like my cousin...

Is she okay? I know everyone wants to make fun of her, but seriously, that would be awful...

Me too! I strategically plan how I get from classroom to classroom based on the restrooms that are available! I have to go alll the time. It's so embarrassing because we don't have separate staff bathrooms so if there's a line I'm always waiting with the students...which is awkward, obviously. If I wait too long,…

Yup, same in France, which has a huge number of McDos. Most of the ingredients have to come from France and otherwise from the EU. Huge taste difference, and the employees are paid a fair wage, so it comes down to an argument over le fast food vs. real food.

Thanks for the tip! One day I'll have giffing down...

Oh, and I'm sure you also get the comment, after saying that you're a writer, "Oh! I know the best illustrator! You should really meet her!"

No kidding! I'd be so embarrassed if anything I wrote at 14 was published.