Environmentalists— in specific Agenda 21 of the UN (a non-binding solution that amounts to "pollution is bad mkay?")— are creating the hoax in order to take away your rights! To control you. They'll take away your gasoline, your electricity, your land. It is all about control, & "the environment" is a big tool you…

Oh man, slouching Tavi is killing me.

Almost like these people's arguments are 100% nonsense!

All I can say about this is that it seems like a REALLY long roundabout way of telling your wife you've been cheating on her. "Marriage is dead, baby, it is bigger than me & you & several other one night stands!"

Weird that none of the "shame" links were to Jezebel articles from this year.

More like:

But not gay adults. & not atheists. So..."hooray"?

Whenever someone is like "oh a little homophobia" I find it useful to bring up the cheerful racism that goes along side by side.

She's angling for a column in the NY Post.

I was REALLY hoping this was going to be "my friend is 19 & dating a 17 year old," but nope, nope, nope.

Right! She said something racist, so then people called her out on it, which makes them the real racist. How is this different from any conversation with the right wing on race in America?

Eff the haters, she's a-okay.

See, that is crazy to me, because I unequivocally think Fellowship is the best of the bunch, myself, & everyone I know things so too. Which I mean, isn't me trying to negate anybody's opinion, just that I'm surprised to hear otherwise!

A lot of people are like "but he's so progressive," & I'm like "he's still in charge of an oppression machine, that's not that great" & they are like "but incremental changes!" & I'm like "more like he talks a good game & nothing changes. Also women & gay people exist."

Anyhow because of that I decided on my line of…

Troll level: C+

Seriously, didn't the Pope just give a "shut up homophobes & start talking about economic injustice" speech? I was cynical & said "call me when they start doing things differently instead of just talking about doing things differently" & well, here we are like, a couple of days later?

One year I made a pot of instant mashed potatoes, dumped in a can of corn, & then dumped in...well, you know how tuna comes in those cans? & so does chicken sometimes? Same with turkey. Dumped that in, mixed the three, voila.

Can we just agree never to quote TMZ?

Can you imagine how messed up being Dick Cheney's kid must have been?

The thing is, I find the "Man Repeller" school of fashion...super hot. (I also strive not to be someone who is gross about that, so I'm only bringing it up since it is germane...)