...[looks around suspiciously, shuffles feet, whistles]...

Yep; there is a bit in New Girl where she is like "I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK UKELELES & BIRDS ON SWEATERS ARE DUMB! I LIKE THEM!"

Yeah, both Infomania & Rotten Tomatoes were amazing.

Cougar Town was my first thought, as well.

"Fuckin' Obama's fault for strangling this economy. Luckily, due to the tough job market, my dad has agreed to let me access my trust fund early (mid 7-figures) to start a relatively small hedge fund..."

I mean, we all said we thought the Prop 8 Supreme Court case was symbolic, that while maybe gay marriage was a side issue for a lot of queer folks & had been pushed to the forefront by wealthy white gay people, that it represented a change in the way Americans thought about homosexuality, right? Well...it looks like…

I mean, it isn't like there are any important religions in America that 100% forbid divorce. Wait.

"Pope doesn't call for the outright open persecution of gay people; is he TOO liberal?"

Mostly it is the jump to "Muslim countries" to be aware of; these fools don't seem to be aware that they are in America.

I would enjoy a prank show in which parents are forced to look at their teen's tumblrs.

Call a spade a spade; Mickey isn't saying "these people are crazy." Besides the fact that it stigmatizes the mentally ill, that isn't what Mickey is saying. He's saying "these people are racist."

My rule is just don't put it in the headline! If I'm scrolling, I can skip. Talk all you want! Just, you know, cut me some slack on the HEADLINE.

See also, Hetalia cosplay.

For real! It hasn't even been 24 hours, cut me some slack, jack & jill!

My favorite thing is when people PUT SPOILERS. IN THE HEADLINE. THANKS. THIS IS MY. SARCASM VOICE.

Post-racial America everybody!

He told her he was Mark Wahlberg, & despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, she believed him.

You can thank Snake for blowing up the prototype walker that would have done the same thing!

Did you ask him what the new commenting system he'll be surprising everyone with in six months is going to be?

Considering what a disaster the Xbone launch was, it is nice to see them at least try to "fix" things by...basic low level fundamental decency.