@12thgear: I agree. I mean, I like Splinter Cell, I was considering picking it up at some point, but after this... I'm not so sure. I have this problem right now with Mass Effect 2 as well, where I can't play my games at all unless I'm online, if my internet connection goes down in the middle of a game it shuts off,…

@izzitaspider: I've went on week long gaming benders. I have never felt any urge to murder someone. Don't give this piece of shit sympathy, he murdered his father, for little to no reason at all. Nobody but his own sick mind was to blame.

charge the mother fucker with murder then! Little bastard deserves to go to jail for the rest of his life.

Oh no! Not ORGASMS! That poor thing!

@mordennight: K the music was also not nearly as... engaging. wat to go devilboy666x. You're officially completely composed of fail.

so they put an orange filter on top and make it look like ass. Bravo, you win the award for most pointless effort.

Equal opportunity. Why would I disalow women to be chainsawed, or to chainsaw? Is it going to raise the rating to AO or something if a female gets chainsawed? Cause that wouldn't make sense. I do believe she'll be playable though. That's what people have been wanting, is a female Cog to PLAY as, not just to be there.…

Okay now how about downloadable monster? New monsters? Old monsters updated for the new game? That would be nice. From what I hear Monster hunter tri doesn't have NEARLY as much monsters to hunt as Freedom Unite. That's a big disappointment.

Don't let N'Gai Croal know about this. He'll automatically think it's racist and lobby against it.

payed or not, we've been getting a worthwhile amount of attention DLC wise to Mass Effect 2. I wish they had done something like this for Mass Effect 1. It's definitely been keeping me playing long after the fact. I'm on my fifth playthrough already... and that's just the MALE shepard. I still plan on going through no…

Nobody wants this. NOBODY! We don't want ALICE anywhere NEAR the actual game franchise. KEEP THEM AWAY! AT ALL COSTS! DO NOT CORRUPT IT ANY FURTHER THAN YOU HAVE ANDERSON! YOU'VE ALREADY BASTARDIZED MY FAVOURITE SERIES ENOUGH! STOP!

How about no! I like the PS3, and while it was crazy expensive at first it came down to near reasonable levels for a game machine, but also, there are some great games coming out for the system. It's well worth having sony in the business.

and that is only one game. Xbox and PS3 had many games in the fun category. Try harder nintendo.

NO! Don't make it like God of war at ALL! Prince of persia was perfect as it was in the sands of time trilogy. leave it like that! That's what was fun! I've played POP lots of times even though I have the whole GOW trilogy too.

@qwerty: I don't get this. I read this thinking it would be something funny and related to the article here, but it wasn't, it was just porn fanfiction. This is lame. you shouldn't post crap like this on Kotaku.

Firewalker expansion? Romance pack? Who knows? If it's Mass Effect I'll buy it.

How do they know it was child pornography if it was from the waist down? It could have been just asian dudes. HEYO!

Take Tali on a date! YEAH! Do it guys. The romance sub plots are some of the most entertaining parts of both ME1 and Me2. It'd be nice to have whole missions based around them and not just the brief convo and sex scene. Spruce it up. flesh it out. "Define the relationship even."

It's not my struggle. My girlfriend and I do the both of those things together all the time, sometimes at the same time. We both win.

@Vanderblade: Anarchist_Gamer: These kids look maybe between the ages of 13 and 15. Certainly appropriate age for the whole start of the dating scene. I fail to see how this could reflect negatively. Kotaku aren't these kids. These kids are old enough to kiss and hug.