People who hate Jez but comment constantly anyway: THIRSTY

guys don't read stuff that's not vibing with you it's not good for your health

ARIZONA: Mexico-United States Border / "Wilfred" (cancelled TV show)

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

I should have known how gross the Navy story would be! My dad was in the Navy and convinced a bunch of his buddies in boot camp that wasabi was Japanese toothpaste and that's why they did so well in the beginning of WWII. Anyone who brushed their teeth with that had to be one tough motherfucker.

Is.... is that a Black Lady/Wicked Lady dress?

No Tuxedo Mask briefs?

Hang on. I was assured in song that every last inch of Gaston was covered in hair. EVERY. LAST. INCH.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

He's a real fox.

I want to know how awkward this conversation got when someone brought up that the hottest disney dude is actually Robin Hood.

You clicked on it. There was a NSFW warning and a description of what was in the post, it didn't depict rape or gore, and you had to actively click on it to see it.

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

no,some depraved piece of shit posted highly disturbing gifs/images involving violence acted upon humans. that's why us readers can't post images.

"Someday my prince will cum."

This post does not in any way lessen my crush on Aladdin, is all I'm saying.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

No one's slick as Gaston

Oh yah, I was not implying that you in any way deserved that. But a lot of people who go to 'more upscale' coffee places tend to be a lot more demanding.