Amazon does this all the time, especially on Prime day.

Its almost like a before and after of a Ford Ranger driven in 5 New York winters.

Buy a Chevrolet SS

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say distracted driving is probably more of a cause than the vehicle being driven. 

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

Tom, I just had a customer call me for a quote on a more basic F150. Because I work for a Ford and GM store, I was able to obliterate his initial quote on an F150 on a new Sierra with more features (cooled seats made his wife happy). But when I have a client call for a price credit is the last thing to discuss, I…

The change doesn’t happen until 24 or so. Until then, your nerve cells aren’t fully covered by myelin, which is an electrical insulator. Your brain is, quite literally, short circuiting. That’s one of the main reasons teenagers are so fucking stupid.

At least this person had a backup plan.

News of a man dying on a little league field was especially terrifying for Danny Almonte’s family.

A car payment number is relatively meaningless, in and of itself. What was the purchase price, interest rate, and number of months? Those are what calculate the monthly payment. On a $20,580 loan for example, I’d rather pay $580 which comes from 0.9% interest and 36 months, than someone else that bought the same car…

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

Better than 18th century tech?

Now hold on a minute...

Orlove - Aren’t you the guy who decided to fly to California to buy a VW Beetle, decided to choose the higher priced, sketchier one you could find, messed up a brake conversion kit on it before you started your drive back home, and then proceeded to break down at least once per day, until…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”