That’s easy for you to say.

This. She was a fucking *mechanic* and military truck driver during WWII while she was still a princess. This has always been my favorite bit of trivia about her.

The Verge updated their story and has officially been pardoned.

The Pope also implied that Trump was fat when he greeted Melania. He asked her if she’s been feeding him some calorific and delicious looking cake thing(potica from her home country. She thought he said “pizza”.

Oh no, baby. He is not attractive but he is annoying

Hey, the %1 are the definition of a minority!

Yeah, I’m reading that and wtf is he on about with Obama’s radicalism? Obama isn’t radical about anything except maybe kite surfing.

The lovechild of Liv Tyler and Sarah Jessica Parker?

Yup. But who i really feel sorry for are those poor investigators he sent to Hawaii who found some “amazing” things about Obama who apparently have disappeared. Thoughts and prayers

But hes probably gonna do something really fuckin’ stupid Thursday.

Yet another example of the importance of the oxford comma.

I’ve met her IRL a few times. She was always very nice.

I barely watched but I think she was the one who had a crisis of conscience at the reunion. She apologized to everyone for her bad behavior and then quit the show.

Update: They’re no longing just laughing, they are cackling with evil glee. Also, possibly placing bets on who can make the President of the United States look the most incompetent.

Too little, too late to be of any real help.

It is amusing/horrifying that JoMika (trademarked!) are trying to distance themselves when they were Trump’s major non-Fox platform before.

They basically got the nomination for him. They gave him more free, call-in air time than any other show....and hung out with him off air.

“you’d assume these types of dipshits aren’t their #1 choices for these roles, right?”

this babby is Not Cute. there. i said it.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.