True. Luckily the White House is only a tiny portion of the bureaucracy. And I never thought I’d ever be typing the words THANK GOD FOR BUREAUCRACY!

So disappointed every morning when I blearily check my news push notifications and he’s not. Not going to lie, it’s been ruining every morning for months.

It takes awhile to make it a habit, especially if you can’t do any ((which I couldnt’))(hint, start with chin-ups, which is where your hands are turned around so that your clenched fingers are facing you, they’re easier). Once you build a bit of strength, even just from doing bent arm hangs, it gets more fun and you…

I can do nine. If I were hanging in her position, I think the adrenaline would let me do like 22. But I couldn’t do any until I was like 24 or so, despite being super athletic in high school and working out. It took buying a pull-up bar for a doorway and making it part of my routine when I left/entered my living room…

Nope, try again.

Pull up the conspiracy theories that are outlandish. We’ll wait for it.

Does his poor grammar/typing skills help calm you down at all?

Three of the worstest Chrises that have ever Christed! I mean Chrissed.

See what pulling out of the Climate Accord has done? Do you? DO YOU?!!?!

She linked to proof of their friendship. A double date.

It was pretty standard for girls to be held to a higher standard back then. Probably still, I dunno. Pissed my mom off!

I’m still a cursive person and I would get D’s these days, if anyone was grading me. It’s faster, though!

It is a proper noun in that context. On our report cards, one of the “classes” we were graded for was Handwriting (or Penmanship).

Being a young 6 actually *is* a lot different than being an older 6, they change by the minute still at that age.

I called your mother and *surprise* she’s the mom from Mommie Dearest.

Sorry, fella, you might not want to claim him, but Scott D. is also in your demographic. This whole post was practically written for you. Jezebel: Serving the Underadvantaged Since 2007.

His list of the things he “got it right on”?

You’re right that nine bucks isn’t as cool as that magazine. It’s really worth hundreds.

Dina?

She does her hair like Grandma’s forehead wrinkles.