The moderate Jews that make up the bulk of my Jewish friends were horrified. Granted, they already were, anyhow, but that response, coupled with the “Sit down!”, was just too much.

The way he called the anti-semitism question at his “press conference” underhanded and overly complicated, when he could have said, “We need to shut this hate down.” and been done with it, is unfathomable to me. Your own grandchildren, sir! Your own grandchildren!

WHY DID YOU NOT MOVE IF YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY?!?!?!??

Ugh, you penazi!

Swedanistan. Right next to Noraq and Findlabia.

I feel like I *still* have that look. I’m an asshole.

SOLD! Thinking about trips to Cuba and Spain this year. Let’s get this arranged!

FULL DISCLOSURE: I am now forced to travel around with a snotty, spitty, loud beast who will invade everyone else’s space and stare like a creep for hours on end whilst giving little weirdo smiles. AKA, I had a baby. I’m not the stuff of good seat partners these days.

Three times I’ve had that person but they’ve fallen asleep ON MY SHOULDER. WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN. Give me the quiet reader or give me death!

This is me:

Well, neither of those things are quite true. Shrugs.

The caption says it’s customs officials, not the SPD.

Wow. You’re dumb. Don’t have babies.

Well, sorry if they make you uncomfortable, but you’re not going to be able to take them out. They’re organic! And what if they’re the kind that have like teeth in them? Practically babies! You’re in this for the long haul, but luckily you were born knowing that.

Nerdtastic.

:)

What?!?! Ugh that sucks. I WANT MY PENIS.

“You’re”

Since I’ve been waiting for a month for a call back from my rep who canceled an appointment with me in DC when he realized I wanted to talk about healthcare and immigration...good luck with the coward ;)

Like, okay, so you’re hosting me at a party, do I now have the right to destroy your household furnishings, eat all the food in your cabinets, and like set up camp on your couch for nine months and then 18 more years? Oh I don’t? Wait, what?