Oh, you’ve just unleashed the full wrath of us man hating, feminazi Jezebels on yourself. Good luck with that! ;)

Even in the most egalitarian of relationships, like my own!, it’s impossible for a true 50/50 split. But you know this guy thinks that’s just how the cookie crumbles and we had a whole lifetime to get used to the idea. I HAVE a baby, and I’m still not used to the idea. :-/

These visuals! STAHP!

You know how those penises are prone to shooting whenever they feel like it. Even when they intruding on someone else’s property. I say shoot first, ask questions later.

Ugh, even when I was pregnant I could not get myself to do these regularly. Luckily I had c-section. I guess. Man I’m lazy.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Did Balki have a moped? I thought he like just danced everywhere he went. Dunno, I was pretty young.

The only thing I know about that sparked the recent JC bashing was his “but what about the menz”-ing the Womxn’s March.

Was She’s All That the one with the nerd become cool plot? Wait never mind don’t care!

Hahaha. I was way too cool to see it at the time. So probably! The Amanda Bynes one!

WHAT ABOUT “SHE’S ALL THAT”?!?!?! HUH?!?!

Except Peter Pan.

That’s like people getting offended when you use the term jerry rig or the time Omarossa got insulted because she thought “the pot calling the kettle black” was a racial insult. They aren’t racial and we don’t have to get all up in arms about it, even if you know for a fact.

My life these days. My life.

It’s a joke about InfoWars declaring that she was going to do a satanic ritual which was part of what prompted the pray for Trump during halftime response from fundies.

That reminds me of a poem by Max Jacob (who was a friend of Breton and Picasso and died in the Holocaust because he was both Jewish and gay):

Frank Ocean’s dad is really proving it to is public that he’s a winner. I, for one, believe him!

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/protest-161000-florida-voters-failed-vote-president-45202431

Wait, how did they vote for Trump if they aren’t naturalized citizens?

I dunno, his name doesn’t inspire confidence in me that he’ll actually follow through....