That is a VERY convincing fake belly. I gotta find out who does her prosthetics!

Oh, from what I can tell (from tabloids), she ain’t no easy person to date either. Or else she picks her he worst people always. But I think it’s a combo of the two.

YOU CAT LOVAH GET OUTTA HERE.

Like a cat would do, if it got around to it and the mood was just right and the constellations were all perfectly aligned...and not a minute before!

Yeah. They’re fine. Like the crunchy fries at the bottom of a fry bag. Edible, but just not as good.

Yes, Bobby can beat Jungletrax. BECAUSE HE IS A DOG. #teamdog #dontcare #bitemecatlovahs

Where were you at dinner?!?!

I don’t get this and that makes me angry. To the stairwell, Bobby, you’ve got some explaining to do.

Better than what we have? Or at least a better head of hair than what we have and, at this point, I’d settle for that. I’d fucking settle for that.

Yeah that’s a better guess.

I tried. I can’t come up with what kind of a workplace it is that requires one person to get in a pool in some event that is scheduled months out. Like a camp for kids with special needs? A How to Prevent Hazing section for a sorority? MY GUESSES ARE HORRIBLE I DONT KNOW.

And if he actually has such enormous support, why would he care about the naysayers? He wouldn’t.

I’m sorry they feel like their message is unimportant to the womxn around them.

That woman is not pregnant with twins that are due in two months. Unless they are like twin kittens. Or possibly platypii. Haha, just kidding, has to be kittens because we all know that a platypus would lay eggs.

Naw, I’ve met him/been around him many times (from Chicago and am a writer, so this is even before his Senate run) and he wouldn’t let you embarrass yourself. He’s very easy to talk to.

Since there’s at least one animal safari hodge pudge place at every single tourist tap area in the US, yeah I’d think so.

He miscalculated. Obama is still president for five more days.

Yeah, I mean, when people were using the word fleek... :-P

Oh god!

Yeah, you just don’t. They’ll never have the daughter that they thought they would have. It must be terribly uplifting for them to locate her alive, but that woman stole their relationships from them.