That newborn has her eyebrow game already on point!

Speaking as a vegetarian, some of us have just never liked meat. Which pairs well with (and might be born from) loving animals so much so much so much. The whole “but meat is so good!” Argument doesn’t work on me because, Meh, my parents made me eat it until high school and nope. Not so good. Very much like eating…

I don’t think that woman looks like she’s there to support Trump, rather one who was there to see if he was as bad as he came across in the media. The look on her face seems to say HE IS FUCKING WORSE THAN I IMAGINED.

I’m not getting that at all. I’m seeing a lot of them digging in.

To be honest, it kind of is.

See my reply.

If it were to come to light in the next ten days, the House would likely vote to confirm Colin Powell since he would be eligible with his couple of electoral collage votes. He’d likely try to defer to Hillary Clinton. And this is all a pipe dream. (Which reminds me I’ve been meaning to look up the etymology of that…

Please be true but please never make me watch the video receipts. Please.

Meh, we’ll see. We will see. ;)

Yep. I wish she would have cut the self-deprecating “But what do I know.” Even though I know that’s standard celebrity. Because I know and she knows and you know that she knows and we know and the only people who don’t know are the ones who try to be their God’s judge, jury, and enforcer like Ms. Kim.

I know I might as well just admit that I’m as bad as all the right-wing conspiracy theorists who ran wild during the Obama administration (although lol cuz they dumb), but I’m already thinking things like, “And now here is Putin and Brannon’s next step in their nefarious plan to lead us to war.” God help my brain and…

It was weird. Feels like a strange dream memory these days.

Hahahahahahaha. I take it all back. You sound like a nice person who isn’t at all dissatisfied with her life!

See?! Now that’s just shitty. I’m glad you’re always a perfect human specimen. Except that one time you lost your temper on the internet.

There were actually one way mirrors everywhere. The VIP area was behind a huge one that looked out on the dance floor. Which nobody on the dance floor seemed to realize....

It’s true, there are worse stories but I’d end up doxxing myself a bit. He is garbage.

The Iscars are on ISPN. Jesus, get it together, License Plate. I’m not famous. I’m well-known in a very specific group of people, but even that is questionable. At the time I was a pretty well-connected club kid type (I’m an artist, but this was a phase I went through where I was observing people, was a student, and…

No, just famous friend and me. And sorta Usher, like, he knew we were going to be there. And Bill was just there!

God, I was around him a bunch during that time, so it’d be hard to choose just one thing. Manhandled people, stiffed waitstaff (and sent his security goon back to take the tip I gave on his behalf away from the waitress, then pocketed it), generally thought he was the hot shit, had his security guard intimidate people…

You’re kinda shitty sometimes, too.