Oh.

Hahaha. Watching a baby and typing, more dangerous than texting and driving.

I don’t think it exists anymore (I haven’t lived in Chicago for more than a decade, so could be wrong). One Way. It had one way mirrors and was in the Randolph Street area before that was really an area.

I sat next to him at a bar in Chicago once when I was with a friend of mine who is himself famous (even won an Iscar a few years back, but this was about a decade before that). Everyone was drunk and pretty normal drunk bar conversations ensued. And also Usher was there and he’s a real fucking asshole. We all agreed.

I actually said it wasn’t a lot?

I actually wondered, since he’s doing it so frequently. I figured he was doing it for fun or getting paid a lot. Considering his usual salaries, he’s doing it for fun (fun not meaning YEAH but just meaning for reasons other than a salary.

Those sure are some big buns, you sure Trump could hold onto one of them sandwiches?

Damn it sounds like it was her mother. What a complete nightmare horror situation. My heart hurts for the family.

FINE I HAD TO DO IT ON MYSELF ONCE WHEN I CHOKED ON CHEESE STICKS IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?!?!?!

A waiter performed it on my husband on our honeymoon when he was choking on a bite of steak and saved his life (we took our honeymoon seven months after our wedding and I was quite pregnant at the time and was standing there like a fool afraid to try it).

Yeah except I need other things, too, that only larger cities can offer consistently.

Well, nobody said suburbs, fee crissakes. Suburbs are suburbs! I grew up in the country then lived in the city for years.

I dunno, as someone born and raised in Illinois, I think I might have to just stop you right there.

I’ve lived in both SF and Oakland and now live in Seattle. KC is awesome! We even considered moving there. The problem is that it’s surrounded by the rest of Missouri. And their politics.

Ah, but is your height superior if you can’t fit into an airplane seat comfortably?!

It kills my born-Cubbie blue heart that we’ve been dragged into this as much as we have been. And also I only got to be happy for like three days. The last time they made a run in the playoffs, my mom had just died and everything fell to shit. So.

He’s Australian....

Not vegan, but I think you can abhor meat, and still miss the style of dishes you’ve always eaten, you know, like what your grandparents and parents cooked for you and what’s widely available everywhere in your culture. I think it takes a real lunk to think that a statement like that is edgy or new or profound or…

Well her response confirms for me that they are likely perfect for one another. Good for you, kids! I hope the baby has a good personality, something makes me think s/he’ll need it.

Yeah I know. Maybe we should wager a bet on whether or not his choice will even be a judge or a lawyer. I’ll put five bucks it’s one of his former The Apprentice candidates. Maybe that Bill guy? He really liked that Bill guy ;)