Oh, good! As someone well over 5’1” (OKAY FINE I’M 5’6”, BUT I LOOK TALLER) I don’t need to worry about being chosen to do something like this. I don’t need to worry. I don’t need to worry.

I’ve always wondered if this counts still if you’re, say, beheaded or if you disappear in a wisp of vapor during a nuclear bomb attack...(I do mean always, I think about this kind of stuff TOO MUCH).

When I heard about this story, I had a panic attack thinking about going through the ten inch spaces. Breathe deep, Moosey, breathe deep.

It’s in Ballard!

It is. The restaurant is very expensive, hence the service charge being higher. This has been in the news A LOT here in Seattle, and almost all of the employees report making comparable or even more money. Even at high end restaurants where they make well more than 15/hr already.

My dad used to bring home beer in white cans that just said BEER on them. Sigh. I miss the real days of generic products....

When I sued some one my criminal case took more than two years to go through to the supreme court of the state we were in before it got kicked because the police mishandled evidence. Then I was free to sue the bastard in civil court, and I took all of his money (and donated it to women’s health clinics and also one…

As an English professor, I want to say, well done, Mr(s) English Professor, and I know your scolding probably cut to the quick.

This is beautiful.

Hey hey hey, let’s not forget Hitler’s little friend, Aribert Heim aka Dr. Death now.

Hahahahahahahaha.

You’d think running across another idiot would make me feel better. And it does.

I’m two months pregnant at the moment and all I can see in the world are bratty, whiny kids and I’m really questioning my decision making skills.

I DIDN’T WANT YOUR JOB ANYWAY I WAS JUST...I WAS JUST...

I’m a vegetarian

She had her scholarship reduced and transferred to a different school because of it.

Is this a paid internship? I’m in!

My twin sister did this to me more than once. Because I’m a fool who kept getting in it to “cure your claustrophobia!”

Sorry! (Nope)

But, like, didn’t she date John Mayer?