She’s in his movie that’s coming out now, too.

I still do. It’s where all the salt is.

I’ve worked at three different places with whiskey on tap.

Welp, the 90’s are officially dead and out of their misery, I guess. RIP ripped up slips and baby doll dresses. If Winona Ryder and Dave Pirner are no longer an item, I don’t want to hear about it, guys. Just shut your trap. I’LL JUST BE OVER HERE LISTENING TO LIVE THROUGH THIS ON REPEAT.

You are stumping me on ways I can use the ™ symbol I have saved on my clipboard, Cady.

Oh, hahaha, I just did some quick research. I could have SWORN I read about that not too long ago! SHE STILL WAS MARRIED TO GOD AND GAVE THAT UP FOR SOME COMMON HUMAN MAN. Maria Von Tramp™, am I right? Huh? HUH?

Didn’t Maria Von Trapp steal a married man away from his ailing wife or something? Maybe she IS exactly a Von Trapp Man Trapp™?

You have to read the Hubert Selby, Jr. story to get it. But seeing the film was just tooooo much.

I saw hair. Think it’s good.

I don’t need to convince you of anything, however I could point out your problematic sentences:

No, you’re a fucking idiot.

This piece is reminding me of this essay: http://gawker.com/the-door-betwe…

Or else also kick someone out of school so that the victim can continue her (his) education in an environment that’s not fraught with the possibility of running into one’s rapist?

No, I know. We’re just fucked and it sucks and I’m full of a lot of wishful thinking. I’m sorry that happened to you.

Is the part requiring schools to report to police terrible? I mean, yes, I guess it is. I’ve known very few people who have been raped who have had the energy and mental fortitude at the time of the rape to go forward with a claim (including one woman who was drugged and raped by a serial pretty boy rapist who the…

I think it’s my friend Monica? Which is cool. Monica is cool.

I was so afraid of an alligator breaking through the bottom of my second floor bathroom to get me. I knew it didn’t make sense, but I didn’t care.

HOLY HELL, THE SCARY MOVIE FROM MY CHILDHOOD IS REAL

She likely decided to give him away when she was pregnant with Reign because, you know, that thing with pregnant ladies and cat feces and disease. He was born in December (I looked it up, I didn’t know this, I didn’t even know the kids name) and so that was like seven months before....

His LinkedIn page is, well, weird.