No. I yell. A lot. :(

This reminds me of the time I tried to take a selfie with a brown recluse spider, only by “selfie” I mean it bit me while I was sleeping. AND DON’T GOOGLE BROWN RECLUSE BITES YOU’LL REGRET IT (especially if you’ve just been bitten by one).

I don’t think that’s what it’s saying at all. You’re taking a joke line and putting a fedora on it, Emma.

Oh hell no.

Yeah, I just CANNOT wait to profit like that! Someone find me a D-List homicidal rage machine, stat!

They did make a documentary. And they did start to make a movie (Halle Berry starring), but it fell through.

Originally she said “Malia” Which, yeah, they’re really fucking grown up. The fact that that’s little ol’ Sasha?!?!? My god.

Hold onto your butt, because that’s Sasha.

It’s the Requiem for a Dream for, well, kids.

It’s part of what happens to some NFL players, their repeated head injuries can cause a condition that makes them violent and/or suicidal. I think it’s unlikely here, though, but I believe that’s what unicornz was referring to.

All the non-white Beckies wanna say “fuck you” but then again we think about it and say, “Go ahead, then.”

Check the thread again, I posted it twice!

Who? Oh, you mean this guy? http://jezebel.com/i-am-not-a-fan…

hahahahahahahahahahaha

It’s really this one, but I’ve tweaked it to have more veggies and a sauce I like better (it’s all to your own taste): http://www.food.com/recipe/really-…

Basically this one with some extra veggies and sauce thrown in: http://www.food.com/recipe/really-…

hahahaha, I made the BEST veggie meatloaf last night, step off, haters.

This is where I should admit that I have no idea who Jeffrey is. (hiding head in shame, don’t have cable)

NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE IS IMPLYING ABOUT INA HELP ME

I listened to part of it on NPR but then had to go inside for an appointment. Pray, tell me more.