UGH, mine has been since April. Maybe I should email them again. How about this guy, they’re dead ringers:

My dog has been slated to be featured FOR MONTHS! How long did it take before they actually ran yours?

Actually, their sizes aren’t like most wedding dress sizes. I’m a 2/4 and I bought a 4 wedding dress there and actually had to get it cut down a bit. There was one style that I had to bump up to an 8 in, but that’s because I have a huge ribcage and it was cut for someone with a tiny, hourglass waist.

Nope.

Quick advice, don’t see the groom before and then if there’s any last minute decorating/coordinating/anything-ing you’re off the hook because you’re off somewhere else getting ready and not seeing him until the moment. Worked out quite well for me at my recent DIY wedding in the mountains. I really did need the break.…

Oh, that’s sad.

And she doesn’t even flipping realize that I’ve got the brand new key.

But...but...MELANIE HAS TRAINING WHEELS! What a baby!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BOTTOM ONE AND ALSO I HATE YOU.

The Red and Black Cafe is closed, girlfriend.

Smokey Mountains! We’re west coasters, but everyone showed up in Tennessee. It was awesome! Found a place on VRBO. They have a good for weddings modifier that you can use when you search.

I’m the last one married in my friend group (and I’m in my mid-30s) so everyone I know has families. I just had a five day party (been married for a month now) in the mountains and kids WERE invited. I just had sitters (aka family members of my friends who were invited, but who wouldn’t have been invited on their own)…

Works every time to prove sanity and non-sadness!

I sent in a photo months and months ago (which they accepted, but they didn’t tell me when it’d run) of my dog. I’M NOT SAD AND I’VE NEVER BOUGHT A TABLOID MAGAZINE. I JUST LOVE THE CREATURE FEATURE HERE.

Oh, are you one of those people who don’t believe that two things can be terrible at the same time. ARE YOU?!!!?!!??!!??!

Real life advice: Bros are for snickering at and maybe *MAYBE* hooking up with once if you’re desperate enough. They are not for marrying. And this video is why.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT JENNIFER GREY.

I dunno. I believe him.

These links are broken for me.

But then aren’t you waking up to new articles then, old lady ;)