I’m glad you’ve found a balance for yourself. :)
MooseyDeers
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YOU TAKE BACK THOSE EVIL WORDS.
Are you calling me a burner account? I’LL SHOW YOU BURNER ACCOUNT. (DAAAAAAAD, call up the troops, we’ve got some free masonry to run all over this Fighting Polish person!)
See my reply above.
Oh, please! My dad taught me the secret handshake when I was a kid and he was the grand master of a lodge. Actually, he didn’t teach it to me, he just told me that he’d do it once when I wasn’t expecting it, so be ready, because he didn’t want to betray his pledge. And the handshake is really easy! (middle finger taps…
Except when there has actually been a slanderous act. Which there was here.
His awkwardness during tonight’s game when there were field crashers was so, well, it was so just Len.
HEY I’M AN ANN AND I’M NOT YOUR MOMMA.
It’s actually relevant in the case because she was a terrible server, but they let her skate by on her looks because the customers were so charmed by her (even though she messed up every order).
I worked at a pizza place that had walnuts in the pesto, we were all told about it many times, part of the training, yadda yadda yadda. One of our servers was really bad at her job, but a super cute French African beauty, and she told someone who asked because they were deathly allergic that there weren’t any nuts in…
Yeah, I’m pretty disappointed that I didn’t come up with something witty to say on stage. I mean, I’m a mofoing writer. And I competed in the National Poetry Slam (and did well!)! This is the kind of thing I can do. But I just failed at all of it so hard core.
hahahaha, I’M GLAD MY EMBARASSMENT AMUSES YOU SO, PIE PIE, YOU ASSHOLE! ;)
I did the introduction, he came out, and then I awkwardly get up out of his seat. Then I hover for a good ten seconds. Then I walk part way off the stage, throw my hands up in the air awkwardly (because the crowd is going crazy, and in my drunken state, it doesn’t occur to me that they’re clapping for him, it’s me,…
And one more when I’m considering walking back over, AND THEN I DID.
I just reviewed the video and he only caught THE MOST AWKWARD MOMENT. Apparently at first he thought he was videoing, but he was really just taking a bunch of photos. Here’s a screengrab because I don’t know how to attach a video:
Mine’s a boy! A pretty, pretty boy.
Someone who has the horseshoe pattern male baldness? Like Jason Statham or Prince William?
OH UGH
Those used to be a real thing, back in like 07!