Hahaha. I KNOW! But what my dog looks like is the real surprise...(plus it might be a year before it comes out). I CAN’T WAIT A YEAR!

I need my weekly chuckle at the inanity of it all! YOU WON’T STOP ME BOBBY APPENDAGE, YOU WON’T STOP ME.

Florence Welch!

Wait, where’s the celebrity/pet look-a-like feature??? My dog is going to be in it (some year, they’re very murky about when this will happen) so I come on here and scroll down first thing every Wednesday!

I haven’t worn it yet, I’m 30 days away from the wedding. BHLDN.

I plucked my dress up off the internetz. I got lucky and the fit was almost perfect and I have a great seamstress who is moving around some of the appliques into a pattern we find a bit more pleasing. BUT MAN IT ENDED UP BEING EASY! (Truth told, I loved a lot of the Packham and Pettibone dresses I saw, AND ESPECIALLY…

I’m getting married next month, and though I ended up going to a resell place for a never-worn dress, I started by going to the three fanciest botiques in my town as well as BHLDN. I’m 5’6”, thin, flat-chested, and basically the kind of shape that does well in a lot of dresses (not strapless, though, ain’t got nothing…

Having windy days doesn’t make a place windy! You keep doing you, even if you means clinging to some kind of fake idea.

Wait. Why don’t I get it?

So embarrassing! And the video he took shows me turn and walk back toward Damien THREE FUCKING TIMES before turning back around and walking off. WHAT WAS I THINKING/DOING? No idea!

He was hurt and confused and dealing with it. That’s about as much drama as you yourself were bringing with being so freshly broken up and sensitive. You’re both just being people. You might have realized that you’re not that into him, but it really doesn’t seem like he did anything wrong other than be moody and hurt,…

I was at that same Dead show. I had tickets for the second night and was sitting back out behind the venue (where the gatecrashing happened). I actually knew the people that organized the whole fiasco, but trust me, we’d told them not to and the only reason we even ran toward the gates was because you had to or else…

I don’t think they did, but that sounds like it would have been awesome. This is the show I was at. Here those wooos? THAT’S ME! ;)

HA! I saw Nirvana and Bobcat (with Jawbreaker and Mud Honey ((!!!))) on that same tour/time. Bobcat called us Illinoisians fat, too! I was 15 and it was my second concert by myself, after Pink Floyd. We had front row (I actually had front row for both shows, only this one we waited in line outside of the Aragon…

This past year at Washington’s big outdoor festival, Sasquatch, my friends’ band was playing on one of the smaller stages. My group and I headed out pretty early in the day to catch them (they actually ended up getting a great crowd, but because they had an early set time, I was super afraid that nobody would show…

No. It’s really, especially comparatively, not unless you’re on the lakefront. Or in that patch at UIC that’s a wind tunnel moving the wind from downtown along the corridor. If you’ve spent much time in other areas of the Midwest, you’d think Chicago’s wind was like a baby’s sneeze.

And, on top of his death, I’m pretty sure that “Meredith throws up” thing was meant to signal that all of their back together sex made a baby.

Who lost her dentures...

I think the other one is “just” a model?

For years, I assummed that this Mamie Gummer person was like the hardest working character actor in TV (I didn’t realize she was Meryl’s daughter, but I can see it now). And then I realized that NOPE there are actually two of them and my lord, they look more alike than my identical twin sister and I do!