You know that Chicago isn’t actually, you know, windy? It’s nickname comes from the blowhard politicians. http://www.weather.com/tv/shows/amhq/…

I don’t have a problem, but only IF I put it on, blot a bit, and then give it some time to set. If I try to rush it (like in the car before walking into a restaurant), I end up with it all over my mouth, teeth, face and it ain’t pretty. I think it works a bit like a stain, considering the next morning my lips are…

Well, what’s the point of having an African-born president then?

Can’t Obama just, like, use his African connections to get this guy? Oh man, this president!

Nope! Try Nars Dragon Girl. I read here on Jezebel once many moons ago that it "looks great on everyone". I didn't believe it, but I bought it. Turns out, it looks as great on my ruddy, freckled self as it does on my biracial best friend as it does on my olive-toned other best friend.

Definitely the best one yet! (Honey, it's not a make under at all, it's perfection.)

If you’re really broke, you buy the lime juice in the fake like container. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, GWYNN.

Actually, they choose not to be.

I think they are allowed to vote on statehood during their own elections and keep voting it down. As it is now, they get a lot of perks (U.S. citizenship) without having to follow all Federal legislation. Here’s a roundup of some reasons why Puerto Rico didn’t decide to during their last vote: http://www.huffingtonpost…

I think I understood that point. The whole article is about that. It doesn’t mean there isn’t protein in the food they’re getting, even if it’s slop.

This comment is ridiculous. Animal protein isn’t the only way to get protein. I think you’re closer to being a real self-respecting ‘murican than you think you are.

Oh, me, too. And right now it tells me that I'll start my period the day before my wedding day. :(

Uncanny.

I love the moment when the bunny is like, ‘WAIT A GOSH DARN SECOND, THAT KID HAS CARROTS!’ and does a total double take. And then, of course, steals ‘em.

Artistic Reenactment:

Or a fine can of Budweiser.

Maybe you shoulda gotten yourself ready for a family at a bit younger age, sir, you ain’t no spring chicken.

Mine was Maura, she was older than me (I was college 96-00 ((well, longer, because I switched majors))) probably by three or four years. She was also from there and knew him the same way and as he became better known.

Yeah, essentially how you told yours. I wonder if this is a case of my friend taking your friends story as her own? (Really liked that roommate, but I wouldn’t put it past her.)

I think I lived with your friend later on in Chicago...