I would think The Walking Dead would be instructive!

Just in case you haven’t googled it yet and seen this image:

You might, but my friends who know it’s happening won’t! (let’s say a certain red-headed songstress) ((dismiss this comment))

They accepted my dog for this thing, but haven’t told me when it’ll run. I don’t want to dox myself, but rest assured, there are bright look-a-likes in the future! (I think, they were pretty vague about it, but did say they’d like to use him.)

Yeah. I don't get it. I work with a dude who goes to Disney World 2-3 times a year, for like basically every vacation. I do not get. Not at all.

Sorry you feel that way. I like experiencing the real world, rather than the manufactured world, better.

And this.

This.

It's. It's. ??????

Since I can't take hormonal BC because it turns me into a raging monster that nobody can stand to be around, I'd say no. It's not something that a lot of people think about.

No, but we did get full-sized gymnastics equipment (the horse, the balance beam, the parallel and the uneven bars, and even a full-sized trampoline) every year!

Meh, period trumps no dumb professional photos every day. I mean, who takes professional photos on the honeymoon? Those are staged! Your own photos are fine enough. And going to Disney World for a honeymoon just doesn't seem like a good idea. Of course, Disney in general seems terrible for adults.

I don’t know, threatening your wife with death/suicide and beating her when you’re angry seems, what’s the right word...hmmm...lemme just scroll up to the post again...oh, that’s it! Savage.

No, I think those fellows must have ripped off our yo-yo people, because I would have been in 6th grade then, and this was definitely in elementary school.

WHO WAS THIS MAGICAL TRAVELING YO-YO MAN?!?!?!!?

I think a bunch of us Illinois/Midwest kids had that assembly.

This is a good story in a “YOU NEVER COME NEAR ME YOUR FLIPPING PSYCHO” kind of way! :)

I don’t know. I’m a fairly sane person, but I kind of do believe they’ve been here. But, here’s the rub, that they are actually humans of the future time traveling and running experiments on us early humans. I mean, think about it, with the way tech is improving so rapidly, we won’t really need big bodies in the…

What’s this scandal you’re referring to?

Oh, shucks. Better hand over that bag before I take you to court over this. Dibs were clearly called.